Oh, god, I am SO DAMN GLAD that whoever-it-was lost the final, I can't tell you. Gosh. Thanks. Glad to have been of service. *wipes eyes on left-over orange flag*.

Seriously, writing for Tetley and you is much more fun than a Dutch victory could possibly have been. Such a delight, to get these detailed reviews and to see your favourite lines. Thanks a million!

Did I, um. . .come first with the answer? No.